Carrie Fisher’s Top 5 DISTASTEFUL Quotes Of 2016: Robot Sex, Ewok Sex & Harrison Ford

Carrie Fisher is a naturally gifted writer who has an amazing sense of portraying her thoughts or say harsh realities in a splendid manner that might appear to be rude to certain people. Speaking about her efforts in making the headlines for the year 2016, it appears that she has used plenty of utterly distasteful words and have significantly pointed out at them at the ultra famous people including Harrison Ford.

The whole year, she was seen traveling all around the globe for the promotion of her book and recently in an unfortunate moment she got a heart attack and is at present in an intensive care unit. As the year closes, we here list top 5 most distasteful quotes by Fisher in an interview with Stephen Colbert at Saskatoon Comic & Entertainment Expo.

Robot Sex: When Carrie was asked the question that does sex gets old after a while, to this she replied wittily: “No, no it doesn’t” and continued by saying “We’ve got robots for that“. Well, clearly we don’t understand the sci-fi definition of sex, but in a world, it does appear to be as delusional.

Baboon Ass: Everyone remembers Princess Leia, if not girls, then surely guys do. When asked about her iconic hairstyle, she commented: “Of course I wanna see what bad hairstyle they think of for me this time. Everyone knows about the hairy earphones. The baboon ass – that is the worst one so far. It does look like a baboon’s ass. Not that that’s a bad thing, just as a hairstyle.” That’s some serious wit guys.

Her Affair with Harrison Ford: The mighty affair of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, was kept under the curtains from the world. A few weeks, ago, Carrie committed that she has an affair with Harrison Ford (then 33 years old) while she was only 19 years old. In one of her memoirs, she said that: “Why have I become casually involved with someone who, if I am being totally honest with myself, I don’t care for and who doesn’t care for me? And is married.”

The memoir continued with words: “I’m scared. Scared that I’ll let Harrison hurt me.
“The hundred-dollar question: ‘What do we mean to one another? Let’s define our relationship, you b*****d.
“We could come to a full stop now if you think that would help. It’s now a question of surviving each other’s company instead of enjoying it.”

Her comments on the fact that why Han and Leia did split up: She commented on the question to the crowd with: “He wouldn’t take me on that hyperspace thing enough… [that’s a] euphemism. Not enough. You know, we’ve been together a while.

“He smuggled way too much. And girls, I know you don’t want your husband smuggling, do you? Hanging out with the hairy guy (Chewie) too often. I think there are a lot of problems with that.”

Ewok Sex: When asked about her behind the scene’s experience around the rest of the star cast (especially dwarfs) in the movies The Empire Strikes Back A New Hope and The Return of The Jedi, Fisher answered: “You know who had the most sex out of the whole cast? They screwed like rabbits. Their trailer had to be hosed out twice a day. It was disgusting.”

Well, that’s a whole lot of information from one of the iconic celebrities of Star Wars fame.